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THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT GRIND WILL DO FOR YOU
"I take two before my night shift. I’m an RN. I take two on my days off as well. I tossed my adderall prescription. I’m recommending these to the bartender as I’m smoking my cigar. Clearly 0 fucks given. Thank you for the Grind. You’re in the matrix. Take the Red Pill bitch."
"I worked all day like I just hit some good blow, smoked a fat bowl, and guzzled a Mountain Dew slurpee"
"Yep, DEFINITELY zero fucks given!
"I feel motivated to do shitty boring chores and my overall mood is markedly better"
"I feel amazing and happy, smiling for no reason"
"I can't exaggerate how much this stuff has saved my life"
"I feel like I did in my 20s before life and children made me so exhausted"
"It makes me feel how I imagine "normal" people feel"
"I didn't realize how shitty I felt until I started taking Grind"
"I have no withdrawals from quitting drinking soda. I'm drinking no sugary drinks and feeling better"
"Now my marriage isn't so shitty because I'm happier and I owe it to you guys. Thanks you saved my life and my husband's"
"The claims are true, you just don't give a @$!"
"This must be what normal people feel like"
"I feel calm and I noticed that I can ride shotgun in the car with my child, that has her permit, without screaming and holding on for dear life!"
"Resting Bitch Face has been replaced by a resting look of contentment"
"Spectacular supplement! I am 41 with four terrorist children"
"Took 2 at 8am and it took away my hangover immediately!"
"I'M 43 YRS OLD work full time, a wife and 2 small children, THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE BEST INVESTMENT OF MY LIFE!"
"Definitely like a “fountain of youth” feeling"
"You really wont give a fuxk, just sit back and smile at all the bs going on around you. Kinda funny actually to be so chill"
"They have made my anxiety literally disappear"
"Holy shit!!! I'm like half beast and half machine today!!"
"I’m tripping off how good these pills make you feel. I haven’t yelled at my kids all week"
"I'm sharing this new found bottle of "fuck yeah" with all my friends!"
"Y'all I'm bitchy, but it's the hormones that makes us that way. I'm better now"
"As a stay at home to 5 children 2-9 yrs old during the day and a working mom in the evening this has been a life saver"
"I take this and could give 2 fucks what others are doing"
"It improved the lack of energy I always have due to insomnia and PMS symptoms reduced drastically. The fatigue, irritability, & head fog I had dramatically reduced these past 2 cycles"
"I have my sense of humor back because I feel like my brain is functioning enough to be witty and conversational now."
"I work 60 hours a week, I have 2 busy kids, 2 damn dogs, a cat and a husband and I'm pretty sure I'm the only one doing most things around here, well except for the dog and sometimes he eats stuff that falls on the floor so that helps a little. This stuff is great!"
"I have bought into some dumb stuff in my day and I almost passed on this. I am eternally grateful I didn't."
"We sang karaoke for about three hours and had sex four times"
